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alcohol and calculus don't mix. never drink and derive.
change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
Is it ok to use the am radio after noon?
if at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
when cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
what hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
if a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
when sign-makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
why do they report power outages on tv?
if you have 24 odds and ends on a table, and 23 fall off, what do you have left, an odd or an end?
if you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
what is the speed of dark?
why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive up atm?
how does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

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why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

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